| Friend1: | "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom." |
| Friend2: | "come back to bed" |
| Friend3: | *various sex noises* |
| Friend4: | "tell her I said hi" |
| Friend5: | "PASS THE WEED" |
theme by S D ▲ S
(Source: pyrenees, via monalisafrank)
- you are right
- being a pirate is no joke
- it’s a serious business, those Pirates of the Caribbean movies are mocking the pirate life actually
- as an example
- here are some of the serious things we pirates do
- serious pirate eating
- serious pirate reading
- serious pirate grooming
- serious pirate listening to music
- serious pirate sleeping
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If I could just reblog this again…
im crying.
(via zacefronspants)
Walking into my house high.
| Me: | Hi, I'm back. |
| Mom: | Oh, who dropped you off? |
| Me: | Mike. |
| Mom: | ....Are you stoned? |
| My mind: | FUCK SHIT COCK TITS FUCK I'M FUCKED KILL ME UGH WHYYYY |
| Me: | No. |
| Mom: | Your eyes are slits.. |
| Me: | I'm.. uhh.. drunk? |
| Mom: | Oh, okay. Thank you for not driving, night! |
| Me: | ...Good night mom. |
(Source: yippi3skippi3, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
